"Money never made a fool of anybody;..." - Quote by Elbert Hubbard

“Politicians regard the public as a cow to be milked”

“In order to have friends, you must first be one.”

“No matter how long you live, die young.”

“I recently bought a book of free verse. For twelve dollars.”

“Was I in here last night and did I spend a $20 bill? Oh, thank goodness... I thought I'd lost it.”

“Even though I'm a hype man myself, I like the practicality of it all. People who understand how to turn a profit. At the end of the day, this is still business so I'm looking for real practical knowledge of how to actually make money, not necessarily raise it.”

“The superior man is satisfied and composed; the mean man is always full of distress.”

“You have to be a bastard to make it, and that's a fact. And the Beatles are the biggest bastards on earth.”

“I would beseech you not only to be pure beyond suspicion but I would ask you to combine with stainless purity, great wisdom and great ability.”