"Lose no time to contradict her, Nor..." - Quote by Jonathan Swift

“There is no vice which mankind carries to such wild extremes as that of avarice.”

“Praise is the daughter of present power.”

“It is not so much the being exempt from faults as the having overcome them that is an advantage to us; it being with the follies of the mind as with weeds of a field, which if destroyed and consumed upon the place where they grow, enrich and improve it more than if none had ever sprung there.”

“Stay naked as much as possible, but do not impose your orgiastic will on others. Don't have sex in the lobby - it's usually awkward.”

“Men give away nothing so liberally as their advice.”

“Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.”

“Your sex have such a surprising animosity against one another, when you do differ.”

“The key ingredient in family communication is listening, really listening.”

“My parents were glad to see that my new husband looks like a 'regular guy'-no earring or anything. But really I think a man with an earring is better prepared for marriage. I mean, he's already experienced pain and bought jewelry.”