"Annoyance is a physical malady that is..." - Quote by Friedrich Nietzsche

“Those who create are hard of heart.”

“Wherever progress is to ensue, deviating natures are of greatest importance.”

“Our writing equipment takes part in forming our thoughts.”

“I've got nothing to do today but smile.”

“A book or poem which has no pity in it had better not be written.”

“A heavy heart bears not a nimble tongue.”

“I cut my own hair. I got sick of barbers because they talk too much. And too much of their talk was about my hair coming out.”

“Would you please please please please please please please stop talking?”

“Puns are little "plays on words" that a certain breed of person loves to spring on you and then look at you in a certain self-satisfied way to indicate that he thinks that you must think that he is by far the cleverest person on Earth now that Benjamin Franklin is dead, when in fact what you are thinking is that if this person ever ends up in a lifeboat, the other passengers will hurl him overboard by the end of the first day even if they have plenty of food and water.”