"The childless escape much misery...." - Quote by Euripides

“A change is always nice.”

“It was my tongue that swore; my heart is unsworn.”

“Slight not what's near through aiming at what's far.”

“If men had to have babies, they would only ever have one each.”

“I stopped drinking when I had children because I wanted to be awake and aware. I did not want to be going, you know, daddy loves you and then drop my head on the table. I do not want to miss anything that they do or say. It is important to me.”

“Every home is a university and the parents are the teachers.”

“Teach the children! It is painting in fresco.”

“Everyone is guilty at one time or another of throwing out questions that beg to be ignored, but mothers seem to have a market on the supply. "Do you want a spanking or do you want to go to bed?" Don't you want to save some of the pizza for your brother?" Wasn't there any change?”

“Maybe you know why a child can reject a hot dog with mustard served on a soft bun at home, yet eat six of them two hours later at fifty cents each.”