"Married life is a simpler life. Who..." - Quote by Bill Gates

“What I do best is share my enthusiasm.”

“Depending on where you live, cooking, sex and pooping are either 3 of life's pleasures or what kills you”

“I would counsel people to go to college, because it's one of the best times in your life in terms of who you meet and develop a broad set of intellectual skills.”

“There are some important differences between me and Tony Stark, like I have five kids, so I spend more time going to Disneyland than parties.”

“The kids are a big part of my schedule.”

“If something happens to me, you're going to hear about it. I only know how to write songs about my life.”

“Marriage is like retiring as a bachelor and getting a sexual pension. You don't have to work for the sex any more, but you only get 65% as much.”

“Marriage is good enough for the lower classes: they have facilities for desertion that are denied to us.”

“A woman ... all beautiful and accomplished will, while her hand and heart are undisposed of, turn the heads and set the circle in which she moves on fire. Let her marry, and what is the consequence? The madness ceases and all is quiet again. Why? Not because there is any diminution in the charms of the lady, but because there is an end of hope.”