"These capitalists generally act harmoniously and in..." - Quote by Abraham Lincoln

“We can succeed only by concert. It is not, 'Can any of us imagine better,' but, 'Can we all do better?'”

“Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally.”

“Military glory-that attractive rainbow, that rises in showers of blood-that serpent's eye, that charms to destroy.”

“While the miser is merely a capitalist gone mad, the capitalist is a rational miser.”

“Golf is typical capitalist luncay.”

“There are too few rich and too few profits.”

“Of course, the truth is that the congresspersons are too busy raising campaign money to read the laws they pass. The laws are written by staff tax nerds who can put pretty much any wording they want in there. I bet that if you actually read the entire vastness of the US tax code, you'd find at least one sex scene. ("Yes, yes, YES!" moaned Vanessa as Lance, his taut body moist with moisture, again and again depreciated her adjusted gross rate of annualized fiscal debenture...)”

“The high office of the President has been used to foment a plot to destroy the American's freedom and before I leave office, I must inform the citizens of this plight.”

“That is a society editor, sitting there elegantly dressed, with his legs crossed in that indolent way, observing the clothes the ladies wear, so that he can describe them for his paper and make them out finer than they are and get bribes for it and become wealthy.”