"The golf swing is like a suitcase..." - Quote by John Updike

“Most Americans haven't had my happy experience of living for thirteen years in a seventeenth-century house, since most of America lacks seventeenth-century houses.”

“It's great to have an enemy. Sharpens your senses.”

“Of nothing but me I sing, lacking another song.”

“I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.”

“Golf is a puzzle without an answer. I've played the game for 40 years and I still haven't the slightest idea how to play.”

“Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.”

“The instruments for the quest for Truth are as simple as they are difficult.”

“Un pesimista ve la dificultad en cada oportunidad; un optimista ve una oportunidad en cada dificultad”

“If relationships were hard, mariage was even harder... it seemed like most couples struggled. It went with the territory. What did Nana always say? Stick two different people with two different sets of expectations under one roof and it ain't always going to be shrimp and grits on Easter.”