"The creation of the UCB Theatre is..." - Quote by Amy Poehler

“When you host a show you have to hopefully be funny at the top and set the tone for a really fun evening.”

“The truth is, writing is this: hard and boring and occasionally great but usually not.”

“Please don't drive drunk, okay? Seriously... But by all means, walk drunk. That looks hilarious. Everyone loves to watch someone act like they are trying to make it to safety during a hurricane.”

“The higher its type, the more rarely a thing succeeds.”

“I really appreciate the moments that I was able to win rap album of the year or whatever.”

“We had to do what we had to do - Britain is great again.”

“I have a new respect for filmmakers, that's for sure, 'cause it's not easy. If I'm allowed to, I'll be directing for the rest of my life. I love the process.”

“At the end of the day, the TV show is the best job in the world. I get to go anywhere I want, eat and drink whatever I want. As long as I just babble at the camera, other people will pay for it. It's a gift.”

“I started doing comedy because that was the only stage that I could find. It was the pure idea of being on stage. That was the only thing that interested me, along with learning the craft and working, and just being in productions with people.”