"Definition of a relationship - an enduring,..." - Quote by Leo Buscaglia

“I just saw an ad the other day that I couldn't believe. There was this woman-and I think it's degrading to womankind-she was going out of her mind over a new product called "A Thousand Flushes." Here she was in her toilet, saying, "Oh, I love this product!" and, "My life is complete!" Good God-if your joy depends on "A Thousand Flushes," you're sick!”

“Life is meant to be a celebration! It shouldn't be necessary to set aside special times to remind us of this fact. Wise is the person who finds a reason to make every day a special one.”

“It is when we ask for love less and begin giving it more that the basis of human love is revealed to us.”

“Hogamus, higamous Man is polygamous Higamus, hogamous Woman monogamous.”

“People who bore one another should meet seldom; people who interest one another, often.”

“It's because I like you, I don't want to be with you. It's a complicated emotion.”

“Forgiveness does not mean excusing.”

“All art is propaganda; on the other hand, not all propaganda is art.”

“I have never examined the subject of humor until now. I am surprised to find how much ground it covers. I have got its divisions and frontiers down on a piece of paper. I find it defined as a production of the brain, as the power of the brain to produce something humorous, and the capacity of percieving humor.”