"I wish to live without hate, whim,..." - Quote by Elbert Hubbard

“A college degree does not lessen the length of your ears; it only conceals it.”

“If there is any better way to teach virtue than by practicing it, I do not know it.”

“A pessimist is a man who has been compelled to live with an optimist.”

“I used to say, "I sure hope things will change." Then I learned that the only way things are going to change for me is when I change”

“I got a long road ahead of me to make people believe i'm not actually a huge douche...”

“I... keep trying to find a way to become what I'd like to be and what I could be if... if only there were no other people in the world.”

“A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling.”

“Happiness is a state of mind, you know. I don't think you are permanently happy. One is happy about certain things and not so happy about others.”

“It is nerve-wracking watching my kids' games.”