"I forget whether advice be among the..." - Quote by Jonathan Swift

“No wise man ever wished to be younger.”

“Let a man be ne'er so wise, he may be caught with sober lies.”

“Laws are like cobwebs, which may catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through.”

“When you come to a fork in the road, take it.”

“Never be haughty to the humble, never be humble to the haughty.”

“Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer. All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.”

“I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.”

“Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.”

“Time is a social institution and not a physical reality. There is no such thing as time in the natural world - the world of stars and waters, clouds, mountains and living organisms. There is such a thing as rhythm - rhythm of tides, rhythm of biological processes... There is rhythm and there is motion. Time is a way of measuring motion.”