“I'm down for you, so ride with me.My enemies your enemies,Cause you ain't ever had a friend like me.”

“I was raised in the city, shittyEver since I was an itty bitty kittyDrinkin' liquor out my momma's tittyAnd smokin' weed was an everyday thang in my household,And drinking liquor til' you out cold”

“Even a genius has his questions.”

“I think I'm a natural-born leader. I know how to bow down to authority if it's authority that I respect.”

“You never know what's going on in somebody's mind. There's a lot of pressure on someone growing up. You have to watch it.”

“Society always consists, in greatest part, of young and foolish persons. The old, who have seen through the hypocrisy of the courts and statesmen, die, and leave no wisdom to their sons. They believe their own newspaper, as their fathers did at their age.”

“The President proclaims war, and those Senators who dissent are not those who know better, but those who can afford to...Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors.”

“We can sit here and talk about all the negativity, which we've done a little bit, but for every act of evil in the world, there are a million acts of kindness. Basically, our nature is to love each other and care about each other, and most of us do that. Most of us have no quarrel with anybody who's living on another side of the planet and who might have a different religious persuasion. It's just these small minorities to the far right and the far left who get all of the news time and print space.”