"I had rather be Mercury, the smallest..." - Quote by Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

“Our foibles are really what make us lovable.”

“We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.”

“Please send me your last pair of shoes, worn out with dancing as you mentioned in your letter, so that I might have something to press against my heart.”

“I'm just a kid. I've got a lot of stuff to do yet.”

“Such men as he be never at heart's ease Whiles they behold a greater than themselves, And therefore are they very dangerous.”

“No man's pie is freedFrom his ambitious finger.”

“We should treat all the trivial things of life seriously, and all the serious things of life with sincere and studied triviality.”

“I ain't racist but lets trade places.”

“The inhabitants of the Cape generally do not complain of their "soil," but will tell you that it is good enough for them to dry their fish on.”