"A yawn may not be polite, but..." - Quote by Voltaire

“It is the first law of friendship that it has to be cultivated. The second is to be indulgent when the first law is neglected.”

“If it's too silly to be said, it can always be sung.”

“Prejudice is an opinion without judgment.”

“We need a revolution every 20 years just to keep government honest.”

“Always prefer the plain direct word to the long, vague one. Don't implement promises, but keep them.”

“I want to change how women think of and feel about marketing. It not only helps women get the results they want, but marketing brings out our best human attributes: true listening, compassion, honesty, and a spirit of service.”

“The whole thing about whether you smoke marijuana or not is so ridiculous. That and whether you protested the Vietnam War. Give me a break. Especially the marijuana thing.”

“Your reputation is none of your business.”

“Laugh as much as you choose, but you will not laugh me out of my opinion.”