"I'm a man. I lived it and..." - Quote by Mike Tyson

“I try my best to learn from other people's mistakes. I have a lot of respect for people who can change.”

“One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like an infantile retard.”

“When I go to Europe or South America, they laugh at things that are totally different than what Americans would laugh at. It's just so crazy how we're so different in personalities with other people.”

“When doctors and undertakers meet, they wink at each other.”

“I die content, I die for the liberty of my country.”

“Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.”

“Don't stop to ask whether the animal or plant you meet deserves your sympathy, or how much it feels, or even whether it can feel at all: respect it and consider all life sacred.”

“As a well-spent day brings happy sleep, so a life well spent brings happy death.”

“The three most difficult things in life are: 1. To keep a secret. 2. To forget an injury. 3. To make good use of leisure.”