"If a jayvee team puts on Lakers..." - Quote by Barack Obama

“All the strands of my life came together and I really became a man when I moved to Chicago.”

“Your voice can change the world.”

“Torture is how you create enemies, not how you defeat them.”

“Dead birds don't fall out of their nests.”

“Friends are "annuals" that need seasonal nurturing to bear blossoms. Family is a "perennial" that comes up year after year, enduring the droughts of absence and neglect. There's a place in the garden for both of them.”

“I think pickles are cucumbers that sold out.”

“I bowled a 129... It was like the Special Olympics or something!”

“If the people don't want to come out to the ballpark, nobody's going to stop them.”

“I'm not into sports. I mean...I like Gatorade, but that's as far as it goes.”