"Sarcasm: the last refuge of modest and..." - Quote by Fyodor Dostoevsky

“But I always liked side-paths, little dark back-alleys behind the main road- there one finds adventures and surprises, and precious metal in the dirt.”

“Until you have become really, in actual fact, as brother to everyone, brotherhood will not come to pass.”

“One must love life before loving its meaning ... yes, and when the love of life disappears, no meaning can console us.”

“Know my feelings about traffic laws? Cop didn't see it? I didn't do it.”

“Sometimes Howard [Cosell] makes me wish I was a dog and he was a fireplug.”

“[Khrushchev] should get a one-ton medal.”

“Wasn't it Emerson who said, 'My life is for itself and not for a spectacle'? I have a happy, full, good life because I hold it private.”

“Walls have tongues, and hedges ears.”

“I am not fond of the idea of my shrubberies being always approachable.”