"I'll be like Bob Hope, touring when..." - Quote by Dolly Parton

“I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park.”

“There's a heart beneath the boobs and a brain beneath the wig.”

“When I was a little girl, I always dreamed of being a star. I didn't really know what all that meant. I didn't know.”

“The sum of the whole is this: walk and b« happy! walk and be healthy. The best of all ways to lengthen ourdays, is notas Mr. Thomas Moore has it, " ]To steal a few hours from night, my love;" but with leave, be it spoken, to walk steadily and with a purpose.”

“I don't want to be something that just comes and goes.”

“May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!!”

“The humorous story is told gravely; the teller does his best to conceal the fact that he even dimly suspects that there is anything funny about it.”

“With silly stuff, it's seventy-five percent confidence. I always tell people that it's because I'm nervous about getting that next laugh and I need to hear it. I always want to condense a joke”

“I started taking ballet lessons when I was 4, and I was performing in ballet companies when I was 10, and I did summer stock in Miami Beach when I was 12, and finally I said, 'I gotta go to Broadway.'”