“I'll be like Bob Hope, touring when I'm 100.”
“I've been around longer than most of my fans have been alive.”
“I love to make things happen, I love to see things happen, I love to be a part of things that are happening.”
“I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.”
“There's no such thing as free love. Have you seen the price of Viagra?”
“I think being poor has been good for me. I saw how my mom and dad struggled, and how they could stretch a dollar farther than you could begin to imagine.”
“A light heart lives long.”
“O excellent! I love long life better than figs.”
“Superfluity comes sooner by white hairs, but competency lives longer.”
“A little integrity is better than any career.”
“Bagehot did what so many thousand of young graduates before him had done,--he studied for the bar; and then, having prepared himself to practise law, followed another large body of young men in deciding to abandon it.”
“At 25, I was in the audience of my first professional speaker, Bob Bales. His presentation got my attention. I had never seen anyone having so much fun 'at work' and getting paid for it!”
“Pardon, gentles all, the flat unraised spirits that have dared on this unworthy scaffold to bring forth so great an object.”
“Praise us as we are tasted, allow us as we prove.”
“A great while ago the world begun,With hey, ho, the wind and the rain;But that's all one, our play is done,And we'll strive to please you every day.”
