"Killing the dog does not cure the..." - Quote by Abraham Lincoln

“I couldn't be two faced. If I had two faces, I wouldn't wear this one.”

“And by virtue of the power, and for the purpose aforesaid, I do order and declare that all persons held as slaves within said designated States, and parts of States, are, and henceforward shall be free; and that the Executive government of the United States, including the military and naval authorities thereof, will recognize and maintain the freedom of said persons.”

“For my part, I desire to see the time when education - and by its means, morality, sobriety, enterprise and industry - shall become much more general than at present, and should be gratified to have it in my power to contribute something to the advancement of any measure which might have a tendency to accelerate the happy period.”

“The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one.”

“Oh, how I vainly wished to the bearded man in the sky that I was Neapolitan. Why? So I could bring in a fine Neapolitan pest control to help with Queensberry's problem before it gets out of hand.”

“I never panic when I get lost. I just change where it is I want to go.”

“The selfish man suffers more from his selfishness than he from whom that selfishness withholds some important benefit.”

“Responsibility is the price of freedom.”

“There is a devilish mercy in the judge, if you'll implore it, that will free your life, but fetter you till death.”