"Quacks are the greatest liars in the..." - Quote by Benjamin Franklin

“If you want a thing done - go. If not - send.”

“Time is money, be a better you.”

“Cut the Wings of your Hens and Hopes, lest they lead you a weary Dance after them.”

“A brown spotted lady-bug climbed the dizzy height of a grass blade, and Tom bent down close to it and said, "Lady-bug, lady-bug, fly away home, your house is on fire, your children's alone," and she took wing and went off to see about it -- which did not surprise the boy, for he knew of old that this insect was credulous about conflagrations, and he had practised upon its simplicity more than once.”

“What drink'st thou oft, instead of homage sweet, But poisoned flattery?”

“All that glitters is not gold; Often have you heard that told: Many a man his life has sold But my outside to behold: Gilded tombs do worms enfold Had you been as wise as bold, Your in limbs, in judgment old, Your answer had not been in'scroll'd Fare you well: your suit is cold.' Cold, indeed, and labour lost: Then, farewell, heat and welcome, frost!”

“You don't ever ask a barber whether you need a haircut.”

“A body of men holding themselves accountable to nobody ought not to be trusted by anybody.”

“There will be but few people who, when at a loss for topics of conversation, will not reveal the more secret affairs of their friends.”