"The obvious is that which is never..." - Quote by Khalil Gibran

“Life is the mistress to be wooed.”

“If the other person injures you, you may forget the injury; but if you injure him you will always remember.”

“Philosophy began when man ate the produce of the earth and suffered indigestion.”

“Excuse me while I light my spliff, Good God I gotta take a lift, From reality I just cant drift, That's why I'm staying with this riff”

“When a woman tries on clothing from her closet that feels tight, she will assume she has gained weight. When a man tries something from his closet that feels tight, he will assume the clothing has shrunk.”

“Faults that are rich are fair.”

“The basically simple things are best, whether it's automobiles or diets or philosophy.”

“Wisdom comes with the ability to be still. Just look and listen. No more is needed.”

“Simplicity, simplicity, simplicity!”