"Gratitude and treachery are merely the two..." - Quote by Mark Twain

“Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.”

“There is no security in life, only opportunity.”

“I am able to say that while I am not ruggedly well, I am not ill enough to excite an undertaker.”

“The story of the human race is war. Except for brief and precarious interludes there has never been peace in the world; and long before history began murderous strife was universal and unending.”

“My curse on playsThat have to be set up in fifty ways,On the day's war with every knave and dolt,Theater business, management of men.”

“There are four Powers: memory and intellect, desire and covetousness. The two first are mental and the others sensual. The three senses: sight, hearing and smell cannot well be prevented; touch and taste not at all.”

“When we are in fear, there is no room for love, and when we are in love, there is no room for fear.”

“O tongue you are an endless treasure. O tongue, you are also an endless disease.”

“A candle can bring light to a dungeon but it can also be used to light a deadly marijuana cigarette.”