"If the world had but a dozen..." - Quote by Jonathan Swift

“All human race would be wits. And millions miss, for one that hits.”

“This is every cook's opinion -no savory dish without an onion,but lest your kissing should be spoiledyour onions must be fully boiled.”

“Argument is the worst sort of conversation.”

“Whenever Elvin Jones comes to Seattle I try to go catch him.”

“I admire the, the stand of China and the stand of Mao Tse- tung, but I can't admire with respect the stand of, of Nehru in India. I just can't do it.”

“No animal admires another animal.”

“The entire history of mankind is, in any case, nothing but a prolonged fight to the death for the conquest of universal prestige and absolute power.”

“People will tell you most of the story… and I’ve learned that the part they neglect to tell you is often the most important part. People hide the truth because they’re afraid.”

“Men hate those to whom they have to lie.”