"Don't be fooled. I kept all my..." - Quote by Abraham Lincoln
Don't be fooled. I kept all my workout clothes in that top hat.
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“President Lincoln was once criticized for his attitude toward his enemies. "Why do you try to make friends of them?" asked an associate. "You should try to destroy them." "Am I not destroying my enemies," Lincoln gently replied, "when I make them my friends?"”
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“My paramount objective in this struggle is to save the Union, and is not to either save or destroy Slavery.”
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