"Marriage marks the end of many short..." - Quote by Friedrich Nietzsche

“When one thinks profusely and cleverly, not only his face but his body too takes on a clever appearance.”

“Arrogance on the part of the meritorious is even more offensive to us than the arrogance of those without merit: for merit itself is offensive.”

“A married philosopher is a comic character.”

“Loveless marriages are horrible. But there is one thing worse than an absolutely loveless marriage. A marriage in which there is love, but on one side only; faith, but on one side only; devotion, but on one side only, and in which of the two hearts one is sure to be broken.”

“Marrying an old bachelor is like buying second-hand furniture.”

“I've learned that it doesn't matter how your husband squeezes the toothpaste, the important thing is how he squeezes you.”

“Perhaps a normal man is supposed to be stupid-how do we know? Perhaps it's even very beautiful.”

“A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.”

“My wife a great driver, she once hit a deer. It was in a zoo. There is a pair of shoes on the dashboard. They belong to the last guy she hit”