"To all, I would say how mistaken..." - Quote by Gabriel Garcia Marquez

“Fame is very agreeable, but the bad thing is that it goes on 24 hours a day.”

“Very well, I will marry you if you promise not to make me eat eggplant.”

“My most important problem was destroying the lines of demarcation that separate what seems real from what seems fantastic.”

“I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.”

“You can only give away what you have inside. Become an instrument of love.”

“Love, after all, always said more about those who felt it than it did about the ones they loved.”

“Because we're old as sh*t. What do you want?”

“The scissors cut the long-grown hair; The razor scrapes the remnant fuzz. Small-jawed, weak-chinned, big-eyed, I stare At the forgotten boy I was.”

“Men don't mature. Marry a younger one.”