"Ah, you've come over the water. Powerful..." - Quote by C S Lewis

“Well!' said Puddleglum, rubbing his hands. 'This is just what I needed. If these chaps don't teach me to take a serious view of life, I don't know what will.”

“I see you are an idiot, whatever else you may be.”

“It now seemed to me that all my other guesses had been only self-pleasing dreams spun out of my wishes, but now I was awake.”

“I got an ant farm. Them fellas didn't grow anything. Hey, how about some celery? Plus, if I tore your legs off, you would look like snowmen.”

“I got a smoke alarm at home, but really it's more like a 9-volt-battery-slowly-drainer.”

“I found Uriah reading a great fat book, with such demonstrative attention, that his lank forefinger followed up every line as he read, and made clammy tracks along the page (or so I fully believed) like a snail.”

“Intelligence always had a pornographic influence on me.”

“In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! - I hope I'll be safe at home!”

“Any machine that can run a browser is not thin. The browser has to be the thickest application man has ever invented, and it's getting thicker faster than anything ever development by man.”