"The trouble with many married people is..." - Quote by Elbert Hubbard

“When on the brink of complete discouragement, success is discerning that...the line between failure and success is so fine that often a single extra effort is all that is needed to bring victory out of defeat.”

“We make our money out of our friends. Our enemies will not do business with us.”

“Prosperity: that condition which attracts the lively interest of lawyers, and warrants your being sued for damages, or indicted, or both.”

“The reason they're called the opposite sex is because every time you think you have your wife fooled - it's just the opposite!”

“The woman who cannot tell a lie in defense of her husband, is unworthy of the name of wife.”

“Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up.”

“I'm not in this world to live up to your expectations and you're not in this world to live up to mine.”

“Every American bride is taken there [Niagara Falls], and the sight of the stupendous waterfall must be one of the earliest, if not the keenest, disappointments in American married life.”

“Wanted: A dog that neither barks nor bites, eats broken glass and shits diamonds.”