"You practically do not use semicolons at..." - Quote by George Bernard Shaw

“Optimistic lies have such immense therapeutic value that a doctor who cannot tell them convincingly has mistaken his profession.”

“Where there is no knowledge ignorance calls itself science.”

“What we want is to see the child in pursuit of knowledge, and not knowledge in pursuit of the child.”

“Syntax must be bad, having sin and tax in it.”

“Next to the semi-colon, quotation marks seem to be the chief butts of reformatory ardor.”

“Which is him?" The grammar was faulty, maybe, but we could not know, then, that it would go in a book someday.”

“And off we go, out onto the highway looking for a little fun. Perhaps a flatbed truck loaded with human cadavers will explode in front of a Star Trek reunion. One can only dream and hope.”

“Men will now get up and walk with the baby in the middle of the night, change its diapers, and give it a bottle, but in their heart of hearts they still think they shouldn't have to.”

“One should never make one's entrance with a scandal. One should reserve that to give an interest to one's old age.”