"Names are not always what they seem...." - Quote by Mark Twain

“I've lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.”

“It is wiser to find out than to suppose.”

“A man's first duty is to his own conscience and honor; the party and country come second to that, and never first.”

“I don't. I look my age; and I am my age. It is the other people who look older than they are. What can you expect from people who eat corpses and drink spirits?”

“The longing of my heart is a fairy portrait of myself: I want to be pretty; I want to eliminate facts and fill up the gap with charms.”

“I have so many liver spots, I ought to come with a side of onions.”

“When cleverness emerges There is great hypocrisy.”

“We frustrate many designs against us by pretending not to see them.”

“There are many times when a woman will ask another girl friend how she likes her new hat. She will reply, 'Fine,' but slap her hand to her forehead the minute the girl leaves to yipe, 'What a horror!'”