"Promise me one thing: don't take me..." - Quote by Audrey Hepburn

“No. The blues are because you're getting fat and maybe it's been raining too long, you're just sad that's all. The mean reds are horrible. Suddenly you're afraid and you don't know what you're afraid of. Do you ever get that feeling?”

“As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands, one for helping yourself, the other for helping others.”

“You can tell more about a person by what he says about others than you can by what others say about him.”

“One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.”

“Time wounds all heels.”

“Most of the time, the songs have jokes in them, little sarcastic things, or purposely kitsch or something. So that's going along with a story, like I do in life, just talking to myself and making fun of stuff and laughing at stuff that's serious. And sometimes it's a good idea to put the laughing into the songs. Sometimes it's not. Sometimes it's all right just to be serious. But most of the songs have some kind of joke in them.”

“When you stop doing things for fun you might as well be dead.”

“Family fun is as necessary to modern living as a kitchen refrigerator.”

“Did you ever fly a kite in bed? Did you ever walk with ten cats on your head? Did you ever milk this kind of cow? Well, we can do it. We know how. If you never did, you should. These things are fun and fun is good.”