"I am enclosing two tickets to the..." - Quote by George Bernard Shaw

“The problem with the press is that they can't tell the difference between a bicycle crash and the end of civilization.”

“Love is a simple thing and a deep thing: it is an act of life and not an illusion. Art is an illusion.”

“I have never thought much of the courage of a lion tamer. Inside the cage he is at least safe from other men. There is not much harm in a lion. He has no ideals, no religion, no politics, no chivalry, no gentility; in short, no reason for destroying anything that he does not want to eat”

“He who laughs.....lasts.”

“Performing on a stool, we've got a sight to make you drool, seven virgins and a mule, keep it cool, keep it cool.”

“I take a two hour nap between 1PM and 3PM.”

“So I'm happy tonight. I'm not worried about anything. I'm not fearing any man. Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord!”

“Those who cannot conceive of Friendship as a substantive love but only as a disguise or elaboration of Eros betray the fact that they have never had a Friend.”

“Fine friendship requires duration rather than fitful intensity.”