"I don't. I look my age; and..." - Quote by George Bernard Shaw

“My specialty is being right when other people are wrong.”

“Our first duty, to which every other consideration should be sacrificed, is not to be poor.”

“Journalists are too poorly paid in this country to know anything that is fit for publication.”

“Look at the bright side no matter how old you are, you are younger than you'll ever be again.”

“Everyone grows old but not everyone grows up.”

“In youth it is the outward aspect of things that most engages us; while in age, thought or reflection is the predominating qualityof the mind. Hence, youth is the time for poetry, and age is more inclined to philosophy. In practical affairs it is the same: a man shapes his resolutions in youth more by the impression that the outward world makes upon him; whereas, when he is old, it is thought that determines his actions.”

“Thinking is a sacred disease and sight is deceptive.”

“LADY BRACKNELL Algernon is an extremely, I may almost say an ostentatiously, eligible young man. He has nothing, but he looks everything. What more can one desire?”

“Come, dear, [Gwendolen rises] we have already missed five, if not six, trains. To miss any more might expose us to comment on the platform.”