"Humor is the great thing, the saving..." - Quote by Mark Twain

“Foreigners cannot enjoy our food, I suppose, any more than we can enjoy theirs. It is not strange; for tastes are made, not born. I might glorify my bill of fare until I was tired; but after all, the Scotchman would shake his head and say, 'Where's your haggis?' and the Fijan would sigh and say, 'Where's your missionary?'”

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“...the circumstances and the atmosphere always have so much to do in directing a conversation, especially a German conversation, which is only a kind of an insurrection, anyway.”

“I started out as Snow White, but then I drifted.”

“Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.”

“I joined gamblers anon., they gave me 2 to 1 I wouldn't make it! I joined AA, there was a two drink minimum!”

“When I write I can shake off all my cares. My sorrow disappears, my spirits are revived.”

“Only grace-large doses, frequently displayed, released-will restore the wounded.”

“The patient, treated on the fashionable theory, sometimes gets well in spite of the medicine.”