"You cant reach old age by another..." - Quote by Mark Twain

“To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.”

“Better a broken promise than none at all.”

“I think that the reason why we Americans seem to be so addicted to trying to get rich suddenly is merely because the opportunity to make promising efforts in that direction has offered itself to us with a frequency out of all proportion to the European experience.”

“Concepts, like individuals, have their histories and are just as incapable of withstanding the ravages of time as are individuals. But in and through all this they retain a kind of homesickness for the scenes of their childhood.”

“Fame and money are gifts given to us only after we have gifted the world with our best, our lonely, our individual truths.”

“It is beneath human dignity to lose one's individuality and become a mere cog in the machine.”

“All prejudices may be traced back to the intestines. A sedentary life is the real sin against the Holy Ghost.”

“He who take cookie to bed have crummy night ahead.”

“Yesterday, everybody smoked his last cigar, took his last drink and swore his last oath. Today, we are a pious and exemplary community. Thirty days from now, we shall have cast our reformation to the winds and gone to cutting our ancient shortcomings considerably shorter than ever.”