"In the Spring, I have counted 136..." - Quote by Mark Twain
In the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.
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“That roguish and cheerful vice, politeness.”
“[On growing up in a large family with little money:] ... to take a bath ... we just had a pan of water and we'd wash down as far as possible, and we'd wash up as far as possible. Then, when somebody'd clear the room, we'd wash possible.”
“What makes people laugh? . . . It's a happy marriage between a person who needs to laugh and someone who's got one to give.”