"Out of the unconscious lips of babes..." - Quote by Mark Twain

“And I urge upon you this - which I think is wisdom - if you find you can't make seventy by any but an uncomfortable road, don't you go.”

“The past does not repeat itself, but it rhymes.”

“There is no security in life, only opportunity.”

“I saw a startling sight today, a politician with his hands in his own pockets.”

“Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.”

“If there should prove to be one real, living Free State Democrat in Kansas, I suggest that it might be well to catch him and stuff and preserve his skin as an interesting specimen of that soon-to-be-extinct variety of the genus Democrat.”

“Only one deception is possible in the infinite sense, self-deception.”

“I never said half the crap people said I did.”

“Lies will flow from my lips, but there may perhaps be some truth mixed up with them.”