"I don't play well enough to be..." - Quote by Lou Holtz

“If you want to get a deal, negotiate with the teams yourself. Say, "I want this much, and no less, but I'll show up to camp on time." It doesn't seem that hard to me.”

“If you are killing time, it's not murder. It's suicide.”

“Do right. Do your best. Treat others as you want to be treated.”

“For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.”

“80 percent of the balls that don't reach the hole, don't go in.”

“If I had my way, any man guilty of golf would be ineligible for any office of trust in the United States.”

“I think it is the most important subject facing this country, but I cannot get any of my ministers to take any notice.”

“Looks like what drives me crazy Don't have no effect on you-- But I'm gonna keep on at it Till it drives you crazy, too.”

“Good evening, daddy! Ain't you heard The boogie-woogie rumble Of a dream deferred? Trilling the treble And twining the bass Into midnight ruffles Of cat-gut lace.”