"I wish I could put a patent..." - Quote by Gary Player

“The closer you can live to being a vegetarian the better.”

“I don't have any hesitation saying I've traveled more miles than any human being who ever lived. I've been doing it for 60 years.”

“Perhaps the most important thing I can tell you about equipment is to experiment and keep an open mind.”

“I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.”

“There was clearly great charm and worth in a sport so quaintly perverse in its basic instructions. Hit down to make the ball rise. Swing easy to make it go far. Finish high to make it go straight.”

“Mickey Mantle was a very good golfer, but we weren't allowed to play golf during the season; only at spring training.”

“I'd rather spend half an hour in the company of a top carpenter, than three hours in the company of an average brain surgeon”

“"You see," said Mr. Toots, "what I wanted in a wife was - in short, was sense. Money, Feeder, I had. Sense I - I had not, particularly."”

“If I had no sense of humor I should long ago have committed suicide.”