"All my life, I've been trying to..." - Quote by Lou Holtz

“You were not born a winner, and you were not born a loser. You are what you make yourself be.”

“After winning, most teams become individuals; most teams become complacent.”

“Life is ten percent what happens to you and ninety percent how you respond to it.”

“The first time I ever saw Arnold Palmer, I said, There's a star. The first time I saw Jack Nicklaus, I said, Superstar. I feel the same way about Tiger Woods.”

“As we all know... golf is a puzzle without an answer.”

“I like golf because you can be really terrible at it, and still not look much dorkier than anybody else.”

“When you're doing sketch comedy and you're pregnant, it's like wearing a giant sombrero in every sketch.”

“Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it.”

“Many a young lady does not realize just how strong her love for a young man is until he fails to pass the approval test with her parents. There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear. Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal. There are only two truly infinite things, the universe and stupidity. And I am unsure about the universe.”