"The trouble with Hooker is that he's..." - Quote by Abraham Lincoln
The trouble with Hooker is that he's got his headquarters where his hindquarters aught to be.
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“Being elected to Congress, though I am very grateful to our friends for having done it, has not pleased me as much as I expected.”
“If any man tells you he loves America, yet hates labor, he is a liar. If any man tells you he trusts America, yet fears labor, he is a fool.”
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