"The way for a young man to..." - Quote by Abraham Lincoln

“To say a sheep has 5 legs doesn't make it so.”

“Too many piglets not enough tits.”

“That some achieve great success, is proof to all that others can achieve it as well.”

“A true gentleman makes demands upon himself but not upon others.”

“I did then what I knew how to do. Now that I know better, I do better.”

“I was like, "If I don't change my mind, if I don't change my heart, if I don't develop some skill, I'm always going to be sleeping in my car."”

“I wonder how many men, hiding their youngness, rise as I do, Saturday mornings, filled with the hope that Bugs Bunny, Yosemite Sam and Daffy Duck will be there waiting as our one true always and forever salvation?”

“I used to take my short stories to girls' homes and read them to them. Can you imagine the reaction reading a short story to a girl instead of pawing her?”

“If youth is a fault, it is one that one gets rid of soon enough.”