"Too many piglets not enough tits...." - Quote by Abraham Lincoln

“We will make converts day by day; we will grow strong by the violence and injustice of our adversaries. And, unless truth be a mockery and justice a hollow lie, we will be in the majority after a while.”

“Familiarize yourself with the chains of bondage and you prepare your own limbs to wear them.”

“He who would be no slave must consent to have no slave. Those who deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves and, under a just God, cannot long retain it.”

“There is a lot of ignorance, and I don't mean intellectual ignorance. I mean people think that if you get something, it will take away from what I have. It's just ignorance.”

“The first rule of economics is that there is an infinite number of desires chasing a finite number of goods, services and resources. The first rule of politics is to ignore the first rule of economics.”

“There never will be enough for everything while the world goes on. The more that is given the more there will be needed.”

“It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.”

“Give a man a reputation as an early riser and he can sleep 'til noon.”

“Advil has a candy coating. It's delicious. Then it says on the bottle, do not have more than two. Then why do they have a candy coating? I cannot help myself. Let me have ten Advil, I have a sweet tooth.”