"Few things are harder to put up..." - Quote by Mark Twain

“I smoke in moderation. Only one cigar at a time.”

“Wherefore being all of one mind, we do highly resolve that government of the grafted by the grafter for the grafter shall not perish from the earth.”

“If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it.”

“Homer is my example and his unchristened heart.”

“It is better to allow our lives to speak for us than our words.”

“The three most important ways to lead people are:... by example... by example... by example.”

“Once you see the drivers in Indonesia you understand why religion plays such a part in their lives.”

“The test of any good fiction is that you should care something for the characters; the good to succeed, the bad to fail. The trouble with most fiction is that you want them all to land in hell, together, as quickly as possible.”

“If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?”