"Troubles are only mental; it is the..." - Quote by Mark Twain

“You have heretofore found out, by my teachings, that man is a fool; you are now aware that woman is a damned fool.”

“Each man is afraid of his neighbor's disapproval - a thing which, to the general run of the human race, is more dreaded than wolves and death.”

“The humorous story is American, the comic story is English, the witty story is French. The humorous story depends for its effect upon the manner of the telling;the comic and the witty story upon the matter.”

“Idleness and constancy fix the mind to what it finds easy and agreeable. This habit always confines and cramps up our knowledge; and no one has ever taken the trouble to stretch and carry his understanding as far as it could go.”

“From now on I hope always to educate myself as best I can. But lacking this, in future I will relaxedly turn back to my secret mind to see what it has observed when I thought I was sitting this one out. We never sit anything out.”

“To be conscious means not simply to be, but to be reported, known, to have awareness of one's being added to that being.”

“Help people with problems, your problems disappear.”

“Football coaches don't have real problems.”

“Often we use the word problem only because we have not learned that imagination and creativity can handle the situation.”