"It is a shameful thing to insult..." - Quote by Mark Twain

“What a lie it is to call this a free country, where none but the unworthy and undeserving may swear.”

“When someone dies, it is like when your house burns down; it isn't for years that you realize the full extent of your loss.”

“Good wine needs no bush; a jug is the thing.”

“Children have always responded to me because I have that cartoon-character look.”

“All men know their children Mean more than life. If childless people sneer- Well, they've less sorrow. But what lonesome luck!”

“You can't tell a kid that it's time to exercise; that's a turn-off...you have to say 'Let's go to the park and have some fun.' Then you get them to do some running, play on the swings, practice on the balance beam, basically get a full workout disguised as play.”

“Gossip is one thing, hurtful gossip is completely another, and even in high school we weren't THAT mean.”

“The nation should be ruled by the Ten Commandments.”

“You shall not steal! You shall not kill! Such words were once called holy; before them people bowrd their knees and heads, and removed their shoes. But I ask you: where have there ever been better thieves and killers in the world than such holy words have been? Is there not in all of life itself - robbing and killing? And when such words were called holy, was not truth itself thereby - killed?”