"I think if I have established anything..." - Quote by Amy Poehler

“New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin said that New Orleans, when rebuilt, will be a chocolate city. And he will be the delicious nut in the center.”

“I think we should stop asking people in their twenties what they 'want to do' and start asking them what they don't want to do.”

“You have to care about how good you are and how good you feel, but not about how good people think you are or how good people think you look.”

“The British are apt to make merits of their stupidities, and to represent their various incapacities as points of good breeding.”

“The man who isn't a pessimist is a damned fool.”

“Sometimes I talk to myself in languages I'm unfamiliar with... just to screw with my subconscious.”

“Man's best support is a very dear friend.”

“There are many times when a woman will ask another girl friend how she likes her new hat. She will reply, 'Fine,' but slap her hand to her forehead the minute the girl leaves to yipe, 'What a horror!'”

“Out of a brotherly love we occasionally embrace this or that somebody (because we cannot embrace everybody): but we must never letour somebody know it.”