"It would be useless to bomb Washington...." - Quote by Sam Levenson

“The whole world is watching America, and America is watching TV.”

“Never lend money to a friend. It's dangerous. It could damage his memory.”

“The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.”

“I personally stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.”

“A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won't get a bikini wax.”

“I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator.”

“One way to make sure crime doesn't pay would be to let the government run it.”

“Our problems are both acute and chronic, yet all we hear from those in positions of leadership are the same tired proposals for more government tinkering, more meddling and more control---all of which led us to this state in the first place... We must have the clarity of vision to see the difference between what is essential and what is merely desirable, and then the courage to bring our government back under control and make it acceptable to the people.”

“In America they got two policemen, five policemen and one car watching each other, each has got a pistol, one has got a machine gun, one' got a shotgun and two dogs growling at each other.”