"The two most important days in your..." - Quote by Mark Twain

“Presbyterianism without infant damnation would be like the dog on the train that couldn't be identified because it had lost its tag.”

“A man may have no bad habits and have worse”

“Don't wait the time is never just right.”

“Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money.”

“The cure for pain is in the pain. Good and bad are mixed. If you don't have both, you don't belong with us.”

“There is only one time that is important-Now! It is the most important time because it is the only time when we have any power. The most necessary person is the one with whom you are, for no person knows whether he or she will ever have dealings with anyone else: and the most important affair is, to do the person good, because for that purpose alone were human beings sent into this life!”

“Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it.”

“The greatest tragedy in life is people who have sight but no vision.”

“What do you plan to do in the land of the sleepers? You have been floating in a sea of solitude, and the sea has borne you up. At long last, are you ready for dry land? Are you ready to drag yourself ashore?”