"I've seen many troubles in my time,..." - Quote by Mark Twain

“Everything human is pathetic”

“The moral sense enables one to perceive morality, and avoid it. The immoral sense enables one to perceive immorality and enjoy it.”

“To get the full value of joyYou must have someone to divide it with.After all these years I see that I was mistaken about Evein the beginning; it is better to live outside the Gardenwith her than inside it without her.”

“As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey.”

“Black care rarely sits behind the rider whose pace is fast enough.”

“He who worries about calamities suffers them twice over.”

“George Bernard Shaw of England stopped over just long enough to make one speech in Bombay, India, started a war and 100 Indians killed each other. That's what I call good speech-making. The only enthusiasm any of our speakers can rouse is a demand to kill the speaker.”

“I'd rather spend half an hour in the company of a top carpenter, than three hours in the company of an average brain surgeon”

“A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.”